We’re blessed with some great riders around here who demonstrate their prowess on aero bars with deep carbon rims. Naturally, they all hold their lines well, almost as much as a 100 pound ’22 year old’ Chinese Olympic gymnast can hold a quadruple of bourbon. Once the wind starts, the Freds of this weekend will experience almost this exact thing:
For any cyclists in mid Georgia, the Mayans were right; doom is upon us. With the current wind conditions, the pelotons of this weekend’s group rides will be decimated. All survivors of the Fredpocalypse will mourn the loss of our comrades, for who then will be our go-to for snarky remarks? Oh yes, hipsters. Except those deep V aluminum wheels will be a bit heavier than carbon, so they may fair better, though they’re all so damn ironically skinny that they will also experience a population decrease.
There are only a few hours left for the world to end, so the end is nigh, catch you suckers on the flipside of the end of the world. Meantime, there’s bourbon, bikes and the unique attractions of Athens calling.